Things I Am Expecting from My Trip To Palm Springs This Weekend:
1) Complaints about the heat. Mostly from myself, I'm guessing at least 5 times a day. It's gonna be a ridiculously sweltering 115!!!
2) A lot of relaxing by the pool. The Parker, where we'll be staying, has a couple of pools, some inside, some out. I'm planning on plopping myself on a floating device in the water for at least 4 hours.
3) A sunburn. I'm a redhead. I will apply my 50 SPF dutifully, but I'm still gonna get roasted.
4) Some serious eye candy. I mean we're not staying in a five star hotel for nothing bitches. I want muscles, tans, and Hollywood freak celebutantes.
5) Valerie Cherish or Mickey.. Will never happen. But this is where they filmed an episode of THE COMEBACK, one of my fav's.
