Showing posts with label 4th of july. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 4th of july. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Patriotic or Not?

Happy 4th of July homies. Here's a list of things in America I'm hot for and thing's in America I'm NOT for.

HOT for:

*Los Angeles I'm yours- although LA has many ridiculous things going for it, I'm having a love affair with summer in LA. The beach, the pools (Roosevelt!), Pinkberry, etc...
*Election 2008- Hilary/Obama ticket is what I want...but actually anyone at this point besides George W is fine by me.
*the phrase "Git her done"- only the finest of American trailer trash could come up with such a brilliant phrase

NOT for:
*duh, George W...but at this point it's too tiresome to list the endless amount of reasons, everyone knows it, and he's gone in a year so blah.
*Paris Hilton coverage- first off, she's a liar! I've seen her with a bag of pot the size of briefcase. Second off, she acts as if she was imprisoned for a decade...it was 3 weeks!!! Third off, her "journal entries" read aloud (embarrasingly in that baby voice she said she was gonna get rid of) sounded like the writings of a 3rd grader.
*Still no gay marriage allowed- why do people care so much? how come britney spears can be married for literally less than a day and a gay couple who have been partnered for years can't even tie the knot?