Sunday, December 7, 2008

Do/Don't

It's been awhile since I have checked out VICE magazine. My favorite section is the Do's and Don't's...here's a few highlights: It may not seem fair but some ladies just have an inborn regality, and that's something all the valium in the world can't take away.Advice to new parents: Little Miss Sunshine meets The Omen is the best way to make sure your kid never gets bullied in pre-K.Are you so immersed in the new Yeasayer or whatever the fuck it is that you have gone into a pursed-lip, closed-eye reverie waiting for the train? Why isn't someone braining you with a bottle and taking all your shit?

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