Here's a list of things in America I'm hot for and thing's in America I'm NOT for.HOT for:
*Los Angeles I'm yours- although LA has many ridiculous things going for it, I'm having a love affair with summer in LA. The beach, the pools (Roosevelt!), Pinkberry, etc...
*Election 2008- Hilary/Obama ticket is what I want...but actually anyone at this point besides George W is fine by me.
*the phrase "Git her done"- only the finest of American trailer trash could come up with such a brilliant phrase
NOT for:
*duh, George W...but at this point it's too tiresome to list the endless amount of reasons, everyone knows it, and he's gone in a year so blah.
*Paris Hilton coverage- first off, she's a liar! I've seen her with a bag of pot the size of briefcase. Second off, she acts as if she was imprisoned for a decade...it was 3 weeks!!! Third off, her "journal entries" read aloud (embarrasingly in that baby voice she said she was gonna get rid of) sounded like the writings of a 3rd grader.
*Still no gay marriage allowed- why do people care so much? how come britney spears can be married for literally less than a day and a gay couple who have been partnered for years can't even tie the knot?
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