K-I-S-S-I-N-G

So lately I've been doing a lot of making out with some very cute, nice boys out on the town (you can see one of them here) and I'm all about it, bringing making out back. According to the New York Times "kissing seems to be advantageous. A study conducted during the 1980's found that men who kiss their wives before leaving for work live longer, get into fewer car accidents, and have a higher income than married men who don't." Um, none of that applies to me except the less accidents thing since I ain't got no wife and I sure as hell ain't got no substantial income. Anyway back to kissing. So yeah, apparently it has other benefits too which include:

*fighting tooth decay- kissing generates saliva which helps to clean your little teethies
*stress reduction- it's all about focus- when you're kissing that little chainsaw noise and the voices in my head go away- seriously though- it makes you focus on the present
*better face muscles- duh, its a great face workout especially for chubby cheeks over here

So come on kid's, all aboard the make out train.