Tuesday, June 12, 2007

HottieS/NottieS

Here is a list of actors who I think are hot and not hot (or at least overrated). So thrilling, I know.
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers: Ever since "Velvet Goldmine", I have been in love with him. Plus, the bisexual rumors only fuel the fire.
Ryan Reynolds: I'm sorry, he may not be that talented and his blogs are a little ridiculous (Click here to see)but (as I channel a 14 year old girl)...his body!!! In "Amytiville Horror" even as he's running around wielding an axe trying to murder his children and wife, I still wanted to bang him.
Jared Leto: Yeah his stock has gone down a little since he became a weird posery rockstar with shitty songs, but he's still Jordan Catalano. For further explanation check out his role in "Troy" as Colin Farrell's gay lover.
Leonardo Dicaprio: Ok, so maybe he likes to let himself go between roles, but everytime he is in a movie, I fall back in love. Plus, he's a brilliant actor and is keen on saving the environment. What's not to love?
Ashton Kutcher: Um, ever since he fucked with my money belt and got me in trouble with the director of "Dude, Where's My Car?" and almost made me cry (I was only 17!), I'm kinda over him. Plus, his little monologues on "Punk'd" are annoying as f*ck.
George Clooney: Pics with adorable baby pugs aside, I DO NOT GET THE OBESSESSION. I like him as an actor, director, random political figure, but I'm sorry I just don't want to have sex with him.
Ben Affleck:: I don't have to explain, right?

2 comments:

x said...

definitely you're most flaming post to date. I'M LOVIN' IT!

delia said...

we have the same taste! ESPECIALLY on hating ashton kutcher. and LOVING j.r.m.
an actor i would add to the hot list: channing tatum, solely for the bod and that trashy ny thing he does in "a guide to recognizing your saints"
an actor i would add to the nottie list: nick cannon. he may be good (maybe? or is it just magazines telling me that?) i have only seen him on his shows, and i cant stand them.